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My brother's 18th Birthday is coming up and yet again I'm at a loss as to what to get him.
Last year (with the consent of my parents-they don't believe in censorship so I wasn't really surprised) I sent him a subscription to Playboy. I was figuring this year I'd get him another subscription to some sort of "adult" magazine but I'm not really sure if I should just keep it clean and go with Playboy again, or if I should step it up a bit since he's actually going to be 18. I've never actually seen a copy of Penthouse, let alone Hustler but from what I've heard I'm not exactly sure I want to get that for my little brother.
So my thoughts are:
- Playboy Subscription
- Penthouse Subscription
- Hustler Subscription
- Cigars, condoms and some cheesy porno movie
Let me know what you think in the comments, and if you have any other suggestions please feel free to add them. Just remember, that even though my parents are open minded and laid back my mom does have high blood pressure and likes to say "My head hurts" whenever my brother and I cross the line with her...I'm thinking Penthouse might be the line and thereby Hustler is way beyond it.
8 comments:
Hustler isn't classy. You find Hustler in your oldest brother's truckbed when you're a kid.
Penthouse, that's something you take a big Hockey News and slip one of them inside, and just buy the Hockey News, and decline the bag. You get your hockey information and your softcorn pornography.
I was ahead of the curve when I was 11. Except in Algebra. X can just fuck off, I can't solve all your identity problems. Sometimes you're 7, sometimes an exponent. Man, Y is so much cuter anyway.
i like option 4 myself. it incorporates the legality of both tobacco and porn, and if you pick the right movie you can get one with both the class and sophistication of playboy as well as the raunch of hustler.
I agree with Dicta. He doesn't need whack off material, he needs a "chicks 'n dick flick" he can enjoy with his more slutty female friends when the folks are away! Chicks dig it, they just won't admit it.... The condoms will come in handy during, the cigars after (or maybe during also if he wants to pull a "Clinton"). Extra points if you get a hold of some Cubans (cigars or otherwise), and throw in a few blunts.
Yeah, I'm leaning option 4 also. I got a tip about a high quality flick from a guy friend but if anyone has any suggestions I'm open to them.
Cubans shouldn't be to difficult-I do live close to the border.
Blunts, well he can handle that himself. There are some laws I actually have stopped breaking.
Ass Worshiping Rimjobbers is a classy publication. You should consider a getting him a subscription to that. Maybe get one for yourself too!
wow...
my family is no where near that open.
but on the bright side, i now have ideas for my big stepbrothers...
get him a subscription to AARP magazine... tell him "now that you're an adult, you'll understand when you're older"
The verdict is in...I got him a crappy porno (it was the cheapest in the store and I'm sure it's terrible), penthouse, hustler, and club magazines. I also got a gift bag with a girl in a wet t-shirt on it.
The jury is still out on the cigar. I'm not too sure my mom would be happy I got him tabacco.
I've also made the decision to give him the porno not in the giftbag with the magazines in front of my family to spare him of some embarassment.
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