Help Rub-Her-Ducky Win a Date with Jermajesty "Frank" Shasta-Diesel!

Jermajesty is back and The Hot Librarian (if you don't follow these links don't hold me responsible when this post makes no sense and you think I'm a weirdo-as if you don't already) is holding another contest to find him a date. Rub-Her-Ducky forced me to stop working on my Take Home Final in order to declare her burning desire for Jermajesty (not burning in the bad "Ouch it hurts when I pee ever since I slept with that Trucker" sort of way, but a slow burn from being a soft microwavable heating pad kind of burning).

So without further ado, I bring you, Rub-Her-Ducky:


Rub-Her-Ducky insisted I post this picture of her "ASS-ets":


Rub-Her-Ducky also has younger twin sisters (just throwing it out there in case you're into that sort of thing):