I finally read my take home a few hours ago. Since then it's been sitting next to me as I "think" about it. Really I can't get past the fact that the 6th word of the exam is "meatpacking" and in the same paragraph it reads:
[O]pponents of the bill presented expert testimony that Section 1234 would discriminate against women. It seems that by far the single most common cause of carpal tunnel syndrome is repetitive motions.
Yeah, I think it's safe to say my mind is in the gutter, but I friggin know my Prof did it on purpose. He wears gold chains daily and his chest hair always hangs out of his shirts.