Recent Exchange with My Mom
Elle Woods: Hey, do you mind taking January 30th off work?
Mom: Why?
Elle Woods: Well, I need a ride home.
Mom: From where?
Elle Woods: The Hospital.
Mom: (Freaking out) WHY?
Elle Woods: I'm having surgery and apparently they won't let me drive home after a general anesthetic.
Mom: UMM YEAH!!!...What are you having done?
Elle Woods: I'd rather not say. It's not a big deal, the surgery will be under an hour. You could make it into work after lunch if you wanted.
Mom: Just tell me what you're having done.
Elle Woods: You'll find out when the doctor tells you how it went.
Mom: Is it an Abortion?
Elle Woods: NO!
Mom: A Boob Job?
Elle Woods: NO! What the hell my boobs are big! [Bigger then hers I might add.]
Mom: A Nose Job?
Elle Woods: MOM! NO! You are such a bitch! My Nose is perfect why would say say that?
Mom: I don't know, don't you have a deviated septum?
Elle Woods: Yeah, but so does [Brother] and we both decided not to get it fixed...Besides if anyone needs a nose job it's him. Not to mention some cosmetic dentistry.
Mom: Is it a sex change?
Elle Woods: NOOOOOO! What is your deal? Do you really think I'd want to become a man, and further, do you think they do that surgery in under an hour?
8 comments:
endoscopy?
NO! Nothing digestive track related. Seriously I highly doubt anyone will guess what it is. If you guys want to do a guessing game you can-I'll even participate.
How about this? http://www.orthop.washington.edu/uw/tabID__3367/print__full/ItemID__160/mid__0/Articles/Default.aspx . I have no idea why I'm so intrested though.
I didn't even know this surgey exsisted, but it's funny http://www.plasticsurgerypa.com/index.cfm?event=SubcategoryView&CategoryID=33&SubcategoryID=68
You got me, it's TOTALLY labia-plasty.
Nice!
Lasik Eye Surgery? Though I believe that procedure is done in small practices and not in hospitals.
No, good guess though penxz as I do wear glasses. However, I love my glasses (as they give me another accessory) and don't plan on having lasik until I'm done with law school and all the reading it entails.
In all probability I won't admit what it is on here so if you're that interested IM me.
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