K-Fed MUST Have A MASSIVE Penis

That is the only justifiable reason that Britney married him (can't you just see her being a size queen?).

Anyway, When I first heard K-Fed's new masterpiece I knew it was an instant classic (with lyrics like: "I wanna see your kitty and a little bit of titty" how could it not be?) , then I saw his interpretive dance to it (man what a GREAT back-up dancer he must have been) and I can officially say it came damn close to being the new video I watch to cheer myself up. Then I came to my senses and realized that Hasselhoff has been with me for almost 5 years and he cannot be replaced. Not to mention David has more talent in his taint then Kevin Federline has in his entire greasy-white trashy-body.