The More Things Change the More They Stay the Same

Elle Woods: I haven't been out to a bar in so long, I'm so tired on the weekends.

Friend: We need to go out, I know you'll make some time for me.

Elle Woods: Of course! I do have to warn you that ever since the mono and now that I rarely drink I'm like black out drunk after about 2 drinks.

Friend: Damn, you're a cheap date.

Elle Woods: Please, I've always been a cheap date.

Also noteworthy, this friend just told me I've convinced him to not go to law school. It feels great knowing I made a positive impact on someones life.