Bizarro World...

Hours: Wow your jacket is such a springy color. And the beading is a nice touch.

Elle Woods: Thanks.

Hours: Now, is that Pink or Salmon?

Elle Woods: Salmon.

Hours: That's what I thought. It brings out the tan from your vacation.

Elle Woods: Actually, it's bronzer, my people don't tan.

Hours: That's much better for your skin anyway.

Then, later in the day...

Hours: [As we walk past a women's clothing store] Wow they have a lot of cute clothes in there. Do you ever shop there?

Elle Woods: [Shocked] Umm, sometimes, not that often.

Hours: You should get that ice blue shirt in the window. It would compliment your skin tone and hair really well.

Elle Woods: Actually, I really do like that shirt.

Hours: Do you want to go buy it? We can make an unauthorized stop, we have time before the dep.

Elle Woods: Yeah, if you don't mind, but I'll have to try it on.

Hours: [Sternly] You've got 5 minutes.

At least he eventually returned to his normal self.