Dear Kayne,

I want my sweater back. It's been missing and after I came across the picture below the only plausible excuse is that you stole it.

You might be fooling the others, but I know it's my Ralph Lauren Cable Knit Sweater in Geranium that you've been sporting.

Just return it as soon as you managed to climb off whatever groupie you're banging as you watch porn (like the sex addict you are) all the while telling her how awesome you, your albums, your producing skills are, and how lucky is she to be with such a humble guy.

Hugs and Kisses,
Elle Woods

P.S.-Try not to get anything on it...please.

P.P.S.-If I find out my white one is missing I'm coming after you.