Dear Netflix,

How is it that neither my 3 movies which were supposed to arrive yesterday or my movie which was supposed to arrive today have gotten here yet? I have 2 days off work and apparently you feel I should be "studying" for the MPRE or something. What's worse is they can't be reported missing until they're out for 6 days. I pay for the 4 at a time plan not since I really need that many, but because I like to always have options. Keep this up and I'm going leave you for your older, more distinguished, and more financially stable brother, Blockbuster.

Hugs and Kisses,
Elle Woods

cc: The United States Postal Service

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