Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Over Qualified

I've decided that after over 2 years of law school the job I'm most qualified for, and would arguably enjoy most, is a seat filler. Like they use at the Academy Awards. Except, I feel like that is a tough gig to get. Maybe I could start of slow, dance recitals for absentee parents, little league games, staff meetings and work my way up to the AVN Awards, the MTV awards, the Tony's, the Emmy's and one day the Oscars.


Anonymous said...

That sounds like a wonderful job. If the seat next to you isn't taken, may I sit next to you?

Elle Woods said...


lalagigi said...

gee, that would be a real like $40K-100K application fee for seat filler