Friday, October 13, 2006

There's No Crying in Baseball!

In honor of the Tigers going to the World Series, I bring you my 3 favorite quotes from Baseball movies of all time. Anyone who can name all of them without cheating will be entered in a contest to re-enact what is described in #3.

  1. You put snot on the ball?
  2. You're killing me Smalls!
  3. Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days...Goodnight.

1 comment:

MacPhotog said...

1. Rick Vaughn from Major League (1989)

2. Ham Porter from The Sandlot (1993)

3. Crash Davis from Bull Durham (1988)