Tuesday, December 26, 2006

"There are two kinds of women: high maintenance and low maintenance."

"Which one am I?"
"You're the worst kind. You're high maintenance but you think you're low maintenance."

There's nothing quite as bad as all the control freak women in my family (my mom, her mom, my dad's mom, my dad's sister...ok, and myself) getting together at the Holidays. The women are doing a poor job of hiding their claws and the poor men have no idea who they're supposed to listen to.

The thing is, I don't see what's wrong with being a control freak, I like things how I like them. And the longer I go without a long term relationship the worst my control freak tendencies get, since I don't have to compromise (which I admittedly love), and so now I'm just growing more and more set in my ways.


lalagigi said...

yea there are also two kinds of men:
rich and not rich

Lily Graypure said...

Yeah. I need a boyfriend to save me from myself.

dicta said...

that wont bode well for starting a future relationship. except there are plenty of guys out there who are just pussies, so maybe i retract that.

Essien said...

Hmmm, you all seem so cruel with your perceptions of men. There are very likely many Type A Driver-character men out there who love a head-strong woman. Just be prepared to sign a pre-nup.

Elle Woods said...

Ohh I would def make a guy sign a pre-nup. I generally just butt heads really badly with the Alpha Males, and the Beta Males annoy me.