I have been frequenting the same dry cleaners since this post (the more expensive one). They have been pretty good, except one time they didn't have one of my suits ready on time because it wasn't pressed.
All in all, I was happy. Until I went in yesterday to pick up the suits I dropped off on Friday. And there was a handwritten sign on the counter.
"Unfortunately, we are unable to accept clothes with bodily fluids on them."
High School Aged Male Dry Cleaners Employee: You have no idea. It happened twice today.
My Next Thought: People admit to it?
HSAMDCE: Ohh Yeah. Luckily, state law prohibits us taking them.
My Final Thought: I need a new dry cleaners.