Small Hands, Smell like Cabbage

I just got home from work, I got there at 8 a.m., I'm cranky and maybe tomorrow I'll tell the story about how I hate all my co-workers...but for now you're just going to have to settle for how I was called a carney today. (I was short staffed today so I had to work a dunk tank, twice and on the second visit this conversation occured):

(After her son fails to dunk someone)
Dumb Bitch: Just like a typical carnival game, rigged!
Legally Blonde: (Flashes smile) Yeah I am a TOTAL carney.
DB: Ummmm...
LB: I mean, I know I have small hands but you don't have to be mean about it.