"A fool judges people by the presents they give him."

(Chinese Proverb)

The other day I got a fortune cookie that read:

"Promote literacy-buy a box of Fortune Cookies."

I can't believe the "ad-nauseum" has gotten so bad they're trying to sell me fortune cookies via my fortune. I think I'd feel better if they'd just completely sold out and told me to buy an ipod-at least then I'd have an excuse to go out and spend a ridiculous amount of money on a material good.