Random Halloween Costume Discussions

Convo with the Gay Husband

Elle Woods: my next door neighbors are going the cutest thing for halloween

Elle Woods: the 1 year old son is being the cowardly lion

Elle Woods: the 3 year old is dorothy

Elle Woods: the 5 year old is glenda the good witch

Elle Woods: the dad is the tin man

Gay Husband: honey, they have so many children

Elle Woods: and the mom is the wicked witch of the west

Elle Woods: plus, my mom and i are making my dad be the scarecrow...but he does not know

Gay Husband: clearly they need to focus more on contraceptives than on halloween costumes

Gay Husband: you should make (your brother) be a lollipop kid

Gay Husband: in short shorts

Elle Woods: that is not wizard of oz

Gay Husband: the lollipop kids?

Gay Husband: yes they are, they were like a band of male munchkins

Elle Woods: ohhh...i was thinking of candy land

Convo with "Big"

(regarding our friend who can't seem to find a little black dress for her Halloween Costume)

Elle Woods: dude i have a little black dress this isn't hard

Big: yeah, seems kinda like a standard girl outfit

Big: you don't get that with your maid uniform??

Big: yeah, seeing you as a maid would be pretty damn funny

Big: just like, "God, this is dirty"

Big: "they expect me to touch it?"