Why I'm a stellar mentor

Despite all my antics last year somehow the law school gave me 2 students to mentor. One of them is the older sister of my best friend-the other I just feel bad for.

He's a graduate of a local private college and he doesn't drink at all.

Before a law school charity even last week this conversation ensued:

Elle Woods: Hey, they announce this stuff to you guys, where is the (event)?

Mentee: It starts here at 5:00 and the BBQ is out front at 5:20.

Elle Woods: So where is the event? (Confused since it was held at a bar last year and there was all you can drink booze).

Mentee: It's right here

(This continues for like 30 seconds)

The Dude: Ok Kid, where is the booze? (Getting to the real point)

Mentee: Ohh there isn't any this year-it was decided last year there was too much focus on drinking.

Elle Woods/The Dude: (Thinking about drinking beer all night with 3 friends for $15.00, running out of beer, getting our cars locked in the parking structure and having to name drop my Police connection to get them out, etc.)

Elle Woods: Ohh.

(Mentee walks away)

Elle Woods and The Dude: (Laugh and smile at each other for making a law school event dry).