Why I'm a law nerd

Gay Husband: I'm trying to petition the school the school to put a Starbucks on the bus...Wouldn't that be nice?

Legally Blonde: I guess-except for all the worker's comp claims from the coffee burns.

PS- I'm not dead...I'm just dog sitting and I haven't really wanted to blog on my bosses computer. I promise when I get a chance I'll find a way to post the song that the stalker WROTE, RECORDED AND SENT TO ME...Ohh yeah, just wait, it's frightening.

Ohh yeah...ONE MORE THING

IT'S GREAT...TO BE..A MICHIGAN WOLVERINE!!!