Everyone's got a Price

I am worth $1,867,798 on HumanForSale.com

Personally, I think I'm Priceless. However, if you just want me to do your evil deeds for you it's a bit cheaper

On Average, You Would Sell Out For

$1,078,508

At What Price Would You Sell Out?

Yeah, I'd sell out for a little over a million per evil deed, that sounds about right.