Ohio Hate Week Continues

Jim Tressel does Dr. Seuss:

I cannot beat the Maize and Blue.
I do not like them much, do you?

I cannot beat them in Columbus.
I cannot beat them, it makes me cuss.
I cannot beat them in Ann Arbor.
I cannot beat them, ask my barber.
I cannot beat them when it's Bo.
I cannot beat them when it's Mo.
I cannot beat them with Lloyd Carr.
I cannot beat them near or far.

I cannot beat them at my home.
I could not beat them in a dome.
I cannot beat them when we're better.
I cannot beat them in bad weather.

I cannot beat them with Tom, Dick, or Harry.
I cannot beat them and it's getting scary.
The alumni are breathing down my neck.
I cannot beat them, not even a speck.

I cannot beat the Maize and Blue.
I do not like them much. Do you?