"Every Rose Has it's Thorn."

I think I found the Bizarro-World Elle Woods.

1. She's Brunette, I'm "Blonde."*
   
2. She's in Undergrad, I'm in Law School.
3. She seems to be upbeat, and I'm rather Jaded these days.
   

However, there are enough similarities that the Bizarro-World comparison is valid.

1. We have the same template.
2. For some odd reason she seems to want to attend law school also (Run you poor sweet, innocent girl, run!).
3. We both appear to like making lists.
4. We're both from the Midwest.

*Technically, Right now I'm a Red Head since I changed with the seasons. But, I have always respected redheads as members of a hair color minority.