Ladies and Gentlemen...
I am a genius, and found a loophole in the evil Verizon Wireless scheme which I thought would force me to go into public with my father. I registered our account online and then realized my dad was due for an upgrade at a discount, so I ordered my new phone right then and there.
I present to you, my new phone...
(Yes I did order a pink phone using my dad's phone number but I will be the one using it.)
And it's new carrying case...
