More Proof I Date the Wrong Guys

I just had a conversation with a law student I semi-dated this summer. It went as follows:

Elle Woods: Like my new glasses?
Him: Since when do you wear glasses?
Elle Woods: Since I was 19, and basically everyday since I've been in law school.
Him: Didn't you wear contacts?
Elle Woods: No I have contacts but I have an astigmatism and they hurt my eyes so I never wear them...Remember when I used to have to take my glasses off when you kissed me?
Him: No.
Elle Woods: Everytime I talk to you it becomes more clear why things didn't work out.