Scene: Elle Woods walks into the office wearing her Sand coloured UGG boots (I walk to work in those and then put on my heels when I get there), a Camel coloured pea coat, and an off white fuzzy scarf over a black skirt suit with pink pinstripes and a pink camisole. [Juan], the hot associate, gives her a confused look.

Elle Woods: There's a perfectly legitimate reason why I'm dressed like an eskimo.

[Juan]: I'm sure there is.

Elle Woods: Do you want to do lunch today?

[Juan]: Are you going to spear us a fish?