We Interrupt Your Regularly Scheduled Program to Bring You This Special Report:

Painkillers are the shit.

And now, back to your regularly scheduled program.

UPDATE: It's 8:23 a.m. and the Vicodin has me more itchy then a streetwalker's crotch before a trip to the free clinic. While not being in pain is cool walking around like a dog who lost their flea collar is not cool.