Cheney's Got a Gun

When I heard about Cheney's alleged¹ attempted murder of a lawyer this weekend I immediately decided I HAD to post something like this², however being the slacker insanely busy individual that I am, I didn't get around to it and now I can't since it'd be copying thenambypamby. Damn You!

¹Ok, maybe I'm the only one alleging that.
²The link is fixed now, sorry for the assclowness of earlier.