Conversation With My Parents

Elle Woods: What'd Dad get you for Valentine's Day?

Mom: Diamond Earrings.

Dad: The guys at work say jewerly=blowjobs.

Elle Woods: Thanks, I need to go kill myself now.

Mom: Yeah I told him he was crazy if he thought that was happening...What'd you get for Valentine's Day?

Elle Woods: Sweetheart Roses delivered to work and a pearl necklace ¹

Mom: HAHAHAHA!

Dad: I need to go kill myself now.

¹Get your mind out of the gutter it was the jewerly kind.