Random AIM Conversation

barelylegalblog: so i am having issues here

barelylegalblog: intestinal issues

ElleWoods626: what

barelylegalblog: what? you are interested in my gastrointestinal health?

ElleWoods626: i was going to attempt to recommend something

barelylegalblog: well, i have had this cramp on my left side

ElleWoods626: do you have a heating pad or maybe a hot water bottle?

barelylegalblog: yeah

ElleWoods626: lay down with that

barelylegalblog: good idea

ElleWoods626: left side is where the appendix is though

ElleWoods626: i think, but what do i know?

ElleWoods626: so be careful

ElleWoods626: is it near your hip bone?

barelylegalblog: its on the right

barelylegalblog: appendix is

ElleWoods626: ohh...well nevermind then

barelylegalblog: that was the first thing i checked

barelylegalblog: it's higher up, like to the left of my belly button, almost on the side

ElleWoods626: i get that when i'm PMSing

barelylegalblog: it's gas pain

barelylegalblog: no doubt

ElleWoods626: GROSS

barelylegalblog: yeah

barelylegalblog: come over and squeeze me?

ElleWoods626: ewww

barelylegalblog: hahaha

ElleWoods626: you have a girlfriend for that sort of thing

barelylegalblog: my stepbrothers were the definition of fat kids

barelylegalblog: they are twins

barelylegalblog: and they're mom used to feed them so much bad stuff, so their stomachs were all messed up

barelylegalblog: and when they were young, if you poked their stomachs or squeezed them at all, they'd fart

ElleWoods626: ewww

ElleWoods626: sick

barelylegalblog: yeah it was

barelylegalblog: talk about some gassy kids