Another Reason I Don't Like Guns...

While discussing some poor fool's "Trophy Wife"...

Hours: She wants the property since she hunts.

Elle Woods: She hunts?

Hours: With Handguns and Bow and Arrows.

Elle Woods: Handguns? I didn't know anyone did that.

Hours: She'd jump out of the trees and strangle them if she could.

Elle Woods: She was kinda man-ish.

Hours: She'd use spears if she could.

Elle Woods: Wow, handguns, that seems kinda weird to me.

ASSociate: I think chicks with handguns are sexy.

Elle Woods: You are so weird.

Hours: All the girls you date are crazy do you really think them having handguns is a good idea?

(ASSociate gives normal blank stare and then mumbles something)