Excuse Me While I Kiss This Guy

I always get song lyrics wrong, so it shouldn't be a surprise that when I heard Gwen Stafani's new song Crash I thought the lyrics were:

Drive back baby, do me fast in your car
I'm here waiting crash, into me real hard.

I was in the car with [Hours] and he commented about how she was pregnant and I was all, "Yeah, but that new song isn't very motherly" (and then proceeded to repeat what I thought the lyrics were to him). He then corrected me and told me it was "to me fast your car."

You know you're a hipster when a middle aged man is correcting your hearing problems.