Wednesday, March 8, 2006

March Madness

Boyfriend: Let me know if you need help with your office pool.

Elle Woods: Actually, I've won every pool I've ever participated in.

Boyfriend: Ohh. Nevermind then I guess.

Elle Woods: I rely on the ratings, mascots and how their Football team did this year when I'm in doubt.

Boyfriend: What the hell does Football have to do with March Madness?

Elle Woods: My logic is that their performance in Football is inversely proportional to their performance in Basketball. It seriously works.

Boyfriend: I have a headache.

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