Knight in Shining Armor

I thought it was clear by my vampant narcissism and removal of comments that I only wanted positive feedback but apparently people don't get it. Luckily my favorite Texan volunteered to handle all my hate mail, since I clearly rub some people the wrong way. His IM is at the right. And before you bother him about it, I fully admit this is immature and lame, however I'm hard enough on myself that I don't really need anyone else doing it. Just remember, don't mess with Texas.