Please Sanitize Your Briefs!

Yesterday when I took my mid to late morning coffee induced pee break there was someone in the bathroom with a motion laid on the floor reading it while they did their business. I told the new associate about it and 20 minutes later when she went in there the weirdo was still in there.

I don't know if I'm more weirded out that they were in there for 20 minutes or that I might touch a motion that was laying on the bathroom floor at one point. Second thought, the germaphobe side of me knows it's the laying the motion on the floor that bothers me far more.