"Quit Staring At My Headgear!"

Recently I had some teeth which had been ground down during my sleep fixed, and as a prereq to the fixing my dentist insisted I have a "Night Guard" made. I agreed, since my insurance was paying for all of it, and I really wanted my cuspids fixed. I had no intention of wearing said "headgear."

That was, until I woke up with my perfect teeth chipped (don't worry, the dentist my mom works for is going to fix it). Everyone I bring it up to asks if I have a bite guard-thanks for rubbing salt in the wound assclowns.

So apparently from now on while sleeping alone in my bed I shall be wearing my headgear, the added bonus is the lisp. Thuper!!!