Saturday, May 20, 2006

Justice is Blind

Judge's Clerk: Man, she don't even read these [referring to motions]...I can't be reading all these things, I gots to have a life, you know what I'm sayin'?

Elle Woods: Umm...So when is the motion to adjourn going to be heard?

Judge's Clerk: She don't...She don't even read these!

Elle Woods: Right. Ok. I just need to know when one of our attorney's needs to be there to argue the motion. She doesn't need to read it and neither do you really, we'll tell her our side that day.

Judge's Clerk: You mean I don't have to read this?

Elle Woods: Nope, and I'll give you the details right now if it'll get this on the docket for next week.

Judge's Clerk: Ohh I like you, we can that...We can do that.

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