"Occasionally you may get snagged by one of these customer people."

I should have known the simple solution is never simple when it involved Kinko's. Of course the girl acted like doing her job and cutting the damn binding off my book was the equivalent of me asking her to be a surrogate mother. Sorry, next time I'll just put it in a vice clamp and use my machete.

So, in honor of Kinko's Excellent Customer Service I leave you with this oldie but goodie...