Retracted...

Previously I admitted my helplessness to gigantic sunglasses, being that it's all you can find these days thanks to a certain Starlette and some of her friends. However, After seeing this picture...

It's on Nicole, this has just gotten ridiculous, at least the pairs you used to wear were semi-cute in a "they cover 1/2 your face" sort of way. You have left me with 2 options:

1. Becoming an eyewear designer.
2. Finally getting those damn prescription sunglasses, since I'm hoping you can still get those in normal sizes.

Between these sunglasses, skinny jeans, leggings, formal shorts, and pants under dresses I'm convinced the world is going insane. Whatever, back to evidence.