More Family Goodness

Me: Umm, why are there rat traps in the front yard? I was unaware you had a rat problem

Dad: We don't.

Me: Ohh, well that doesn't really explain the traps then does it?

Dad: I'm killing chipmunks, they're destroying the grass and flowers.

Me: How very Caddyshack of you.

Dad: It would have been if your mother would have let me use the dynamite like I wanted, but she seemed to think that would do more damage to the grass and her precious flowers.