Thursday, September 7, 2006

Dear CNN,

You are no longer my homepage. Two Paris Hilton articles under "Top Stories" in 3 weeks was bad enough. But the this:


Means google will officially become my homepage. Paris Hilton featured above Bob Dylan having the #1 album for the first time in 30 years? Seriously, I think I would have preferred Suri Cruise to beat out Dylan if I had to choose. At least she's famous for having famous parents, although under that theory Nicole Richie would also be better than Paris Hilton, and not for whatever reason it is that Paris Hilton is famous.

Fret not, I will still visit you often as yahoo news isn't any better.

Hugs and Kisses,

Elle Woods

3 comments:

Anonymous Law Student said...

Preach it sista! To Gmail!!!

Elle Woods said...

You're alive, I was kinda beginning to question that.

the littlest tortfeasor said...

Google has news feeds that you can select if you use the "personalized homepage" and CNN's is one of them. (Best. Homepage. Ever.)