Parenthood

Elle Woods: I finally understand why the next-door neighbor has so many Popsicles on hand at all times.
Mom: Why?
Elle Woods: Well, you know how her kids are so unruly and wound up all the time?
Mom: Yeah.
Elle Woods: And you know how she usually just gives them a Popsicle or something?
Mom: Yeah.
Elle Woods: Well, I just gave Teddie a Greenie since he was being such a hyper little spaz, and look at him now.
[Mom looks at the Puppy sitting calmly chewing looking like he might take a nap at any minute-which he later did].
Mom: I think you'll make a fine parent.