Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Group Therapy

A friend of mine needs your help. Here is the situation:

A few weeks ago a girl messaged him on facebook saying she "liked his picture" and asking "whats up" (sic). He ignored it. A week later she wrote back the same thing. This time he wrote back "Thanks." She wrote back, asking if he "wanted to hookup." He asked for a clarification of "hookup" and said replied "bang."

He is torn between banging "strange" as he calls it. And the very real possibility that I keep bringing up that she is a psycho/disease spreading whore/killer/legal bachelor's ex/psycho.

I saw a picture of the chick. He gives her a 5, but upgrades her to a 6 due to huge breasts. I would give her a 6, but bump her down to a 5 for obvious fake breasts.

Despite my warnings, he still wants to hook up with her. Basically since he likes the idea of having a girl knock on the door and having sex 3 minutes later. I think the idea of letting her know where you live, or walking into a death trap at her place, plus the disease potential vastly outweighs his chance to get some "strange."

Thoughts? Feel free to comment anonymously on this one, but do include if you're male or female since he thinks it'll be split down "party" lines while I think most people male or female who are not idiots can agree this is a bad idea.

9 comments:

LawSchoolBlogger said...

Sounds like love to me.

Jeanne said...

Sounds like a scam to me.

Anastasia said...

Ooh, I didn't think about the scam aspect. I would worry a little about emotional stability though. Maybe they should meet at her place. That way she won't know where he lives and can't be a stalker.

The Namby Pamby said...

you just have to take these risks. but LSB is right; it's love.

And by love, I mean a guaranteed o-face

joanne said...

thats hot, hopefully without painful urination

Nye! said...

As much fun as this sounds, this is a bad idea.

lawschoolrules said...

I have read this book.

GrewUpRural said...

Stay away

angela said...

That sounds like a horrible idea.