Men are like parking spaces; all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped...

Just in case anyone was unclear or if there was some debate about it, making a girl walk home 3.5 miles in 4 inch heels is NOT acceptable. If something like this happens, feel free to keep the offenders personal effects, such as his favorite north face sweatshirt as an asshole tax and never speak to him again.

DE-TROIT BAS-KET-BALL!!! Gotta love those ‘Stones! Bring the Heat! So as everyone knows, the Pistons came back to kick some ass last night. Yet another night at the Lodge, where else is there to watch Piston Basketball? While the Pistons winning is it's own reward there's the added bonus that it's a built in excuse for me to get out of the house on game nights.