Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Neil Horsley f*cked a Mule...(and it sounds like he lost his virginity to it)

I'm sure most of you have no idea who Neil Horsley is. He's the guy who posted the names and addresses of doctors who perform abortions on his website-not as a friendly service to women-but more as a "hit list." One of the doctors was in fact killed. He also posted the Nuremburg Files on his webpage until the government shut it down. Simply, he's a real jackass...So I guess I shouldn't be too surprised that he's confirmed Esquire magazines story to Alan Colmes (of Fox News) that he's
had sex with a mule (he was actually supposed to be discussing whether or not an internet service provider should allow Horsley to post the names of abortion doctors on his website).

I feel leaving you with just a link to the audio is insufficient so here's an excerpt (my favorite part is when he calls us "city folk" out of touch with reality since we don't have sex with animals- or know that it's apparently a very common thing on farms).

Alan Colmes: "By the way it also points out that in an Esquire magazine interview you acknowledge taking part in homosexual sex and bestiality in the '70's.

Neil Horsely: "That's my point Alan...Just because it's printed in the media, or on the internet everybody jumps to believe it..."

AC: "Is it true?"

NH: "Hey, Alan, if you want to accuse me of having sex when I was a fool, I did everything that crossed my mind that looked like it might feel good..."

AC: "You had sex with animals?"

NH: "...Absolutely. I was a fool."

AC: "You had sex with animals?"

NH: "When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."

AC: "Uhh, I'm not so sure that that is so."

NH: "That's because you didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?"

AC: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?"

NH: "It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality... Welcome to domestic life on the farm..."

AC: "Neil there are a lot of people listening to me right now who live on farms, are raising kids on farms, who grew up on farms and I don't think they're dating Elsie right now. You know what I'm saying?"

NH: "...You know yourself, if it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it."

AC: "No, not me. Thank you."

NH: "...You never masterbated did you Alan."

AC: "That's not the issue...We're not talking about self-love. We're talking about objects that are a little bit different then human form."

This leaves me with 2 Questions:

  1. Is this a really common thing? (As a "city girl" I've heard this happens but I figured it was rather rare and not the completely acceptable activity as Horsley is making it seem it is).
  2. Does anybody else think it's really funny that his last name is Horsley?

4 comments:

Kitzi said...

1. You got me. I'm a city girl, too.
2. Yes.

Anonymous said...

you suck at life

Anonymous said...

i couldn't figure out how to sign in cause it's 2am and i'm blitzed...but you still suck at life......this is the dude...man

midwest_hick said...

lends credence to the saying 'it takes all kinds'....lol