Saturday, September 17, 2005

Typical Breakfast Conversation at my Parents:

Legally Blonde: I think Seann William Scott is gay...I read on a gossip column that he's never been in a serious relationship "with a woman." Wouldn't that be great-the quintessential frat boy from the American Pie movies being gay?

Dad: I think you're right. I heard he's into Snowballing.

Brother: EWWWW!

Legally Blonde: Where did you even hear that?!?!?

Mom: What's a snowball? What are you guys talking about? What does that mean?

Legally Blonde: I'm not explaining it-anyone?

Dad: Nevermind.

Brother: EWWW!!!

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