"Don't act like you're not impressed."

Tonight at the grown up Holiday Gathering that I went to (where I drank wine and acted sophisticated and then ended up sitting with a friend taking pulls of a bottle of Mr. Boston's Holiday Egg Nog with Whiskey) there was a gift exchange.

What was the gift I ended up getting? An elf hat with ears. Yeah, with ears. Like the one modeled by this lovely gentleman.

I know you're jealous. And I'm sure you know I'll be wearing this to my mom's birthday tomorrow AND to the gig my friends are playing tomorrow night.

Seriously. This is the best present ever.

Ohh, and, tonight a friend of mine and I ate Playdoh on a bet. Yeah, way saltier then it seemed when we were kids.