The Law School Final Exam Drinking Game
Being that we find studying to be overrated The Namby Pamby and myself took one for the team and came up with the rules for The Law School Final Exam Drinking Game. For legal reasons we cannot actually recommend that you play the game, but if you choose to do so we do guarentee you'll pass your exam pass out drunk and become a legend in your own right have everyone in your law school talk about your stunt until you graduate.
- Take a drink for each page of the exam.
- Take a drink for each tab on your outline(s).
- Take a shot for each study aid that you brought in with you.
- If the proctor reads the guidelines to you: take a drink.
- Everytime the proctor fall asleep take a shot.
- Everytime the proctor fiddles with the lights or mic take a shot.
- Everytime the proctor writes a time on the board: chug.
- Do a shot as you move from problem to problem (for multiple choice just take a drink).
- Chug a beer when you use a Latin phrase.
- Everytime the letter P or D is used take a drink.
- Everytime you have to diagram a fact pattern take a shot.
- Everytime you say "WTF?" take a drink.
- Everytime someone cries take 2 shots.
- Everytime someone flips out before the exam make them take a drink.
- If the professor comes into the room while the test is going on, take a shot-with the professor.
- Everytime your pencil breaks take a drink.
- Everytime a computer crashes, two shots. (If you go to a Ghetto school like me without computers then take 2 shots for that).
- If it's your computer chug the bottle.
- Chug the bottle after the first person finishes the test-throw the bottle at the person if they were done in 45 minutes or less.
- If you have any alcohol left and are coherent when you finished your exam: CHUG!
3 comments:
You have proctors for your exams?? Weird!
No we have what I think are homeless people the city offers to give a sandwich to who watch us during the exam. If they agree they give them a shower and de-lous (sp?).
It doesn't really matter though since usually about 10 people per exam refuse to stop writing when time is called and the proctors do nothing about it.
Our exams are just one person handing them out at a table and that's it. We can go anywhere in the school building we want to take them and we are responsible for keeping track of our own time and stuff. There is no supervision whatsoever. The homeless people we always have...they're sort of a fixture regardless of whether we're having exams.
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