"I want to be your crystal baller, I want to show you how it ends."
30 Years from now when I'm living on the streets because I was unable to pay back all the debt I incurred attending undergrad and law school, undoubtably I'll run into one of my former classmates. Below is a rough approximation of the conversation that will ensue:
Elle Woods: [So and So]? I went to Law School with you! Remember me? I'm [Elle Woods]!
Random Lawyer: [Elle]! What happened? Heroin? Crack?
Elle Woods: No man, AIM and Blogging.
Random Lawyer: Ohh. Well, that's too bad.
Elle Woods: Yeah, I suppose I should have studied for my employment discrimination and tax finals. Hey, you got any spare change? I heard you're working for _____, you've got to be making 7 figures.
Random Lawyer: Get a Job, your revolution is over. My condolences, the bums lost.
4 comments:
Seriously, why am I reading blogs instead of trying to figure out what the hell is up with the 5th and 6th Amendments and why the only opinions I can understand in my entire book are Scalia's dissents.
Because we're pretty much the worst law students ever made.
Loans? I thought you were on a full scholarship?
My tuition is covered, but I have to pay for my car, car insurance, credit cards, gas, alcohol, etc.
Post a Comment