More Awesomeness from my Little Brother on his Birthday...

As my brother smoked a cigar in the house this morning at 11:27 and celebrated his birthday (read: gotting drunk before noon) and forced a drink on me that was extremely full.

Brother: Damn, your hands shake like a motherf*cker.

Elle Woods: Yeah, I know...The worst part is that alcohol seems to make it better, but all my friends who have tremors say alcohol makes them better.

Brother: You think that's bad, I don't have an appetite since I quit smoking weed.