My Little Brother is on a Roll

"I need to finish this beer so I can get in the shower and sober up...Should I chug it?"

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[Looks at birthday card with kid showing his butt wearing just a Cowboy Hat and Cowboy boots and reads "Happy Birthday To A Son Who's Outgrown Doing Cute Things Like This...You HAVE Outgrown Things Like This, Haven't You Son?"]

"F*ck No I haven't outgrown sh*t like this."