Bruiser Woods, Certified Bad Ass (C.B.A.)*

So I wake up hungover as hell this morning (Horray for having to go to my mom's office and have her take impressions for my new bite guard while I'm sick as hell, I can't wait to have the impression material that tastes like ass jammed in my mouth) and as I made my way to the nearest faucet to fill my water glass I found this:

Apparently Bruiser is a badass Japanese Fighting Fish who also kills other species. I only wish he would have eaten the damn thing as well so I didn't have to remove it from the tank whilst hungover.

*Phrase Stolen from thenambypamby.